God: The wonderful thing–no matter how filthy something gets, you could always clean it right up.
Bruce: There were so many. I just gave them all what they wanted.
God: Yeah. But since when does anyone have a clue about what they want?
Bruce: So what do I do?
God: Parting your suit is not a miracle, Bruce. That’s a magic trick. A single mom who’s working two jobs and still finds time to take her kids to soccer practice, that’s a miracle. A teenager who says no to drugs and yes to education, that’s a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. What they don’t realize is they have the power. You wanna see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.
Bruce: Wait. Are you leaving?God: Yeah. I figure you can handle things now.
Bruce: What if I need you? What if I have questions?
God: That’s your problem, Bruce. That’s everybody’s problem. You keep looking up!
[from the movie Bruce Almighty (2003)]